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Disclaimers...
Some quick personal comments:
This page may tarnish my professional image, but, hey,
the 'net is for having fun, sharing information, and being friends.
If your business confines you to something less than you really enjoy being,
maybe you should reconsider your business... |
| In addition, the content of my website has been
carefully chosen to inform and benefit certain readers. If you do not find
anything that sparks your interest, then obviously the information was
not intended for you. The content of this website is published for informational
purposes only to my friends, family and acquaintences [past, present and
future]. All information contained herein is considered true as I verily
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| Opinions stated here are my own and usually disjoint from those of
UMKC, the Computer Science Telecom Program, or any other business I happened
to be involved with. Any resemblance to any compiled or uncompiled computer
language, source code, or machine subroutines, running or crashed, is purely
coincidental. Some assembly required. Any mention of third party products
is for informational purposes only and constitutes neither an endorsement
nor recommendation. Logos, copyrights, trademarks, pictures, information,
whatever, belongs to whoever owns them. Obviously, anything thats not mine
belongs to someone else. Light fuse and get away. Take with salt. May cause
drowsiness. For use by authorized professionals at a static sensitive workstation.
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real persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited.
Some assembly required. List each check separately by bank number. Batteries
not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed.
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to CAB approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to
affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other
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All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician.
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Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco
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to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential
damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. At participating
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sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below
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is your receipt. Add toner. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with skin.
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Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants
have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer,
call now to ensure prompt delivery. You must be present to win. No passes
accepted for this engagement. No purchased necessary. Processed at location
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same type. Approved for veterans. Booths for two or more. Check here if
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dogs or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant package,
not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. First pull up, then
pull down. Call toll free number before digging. Driver does not carry
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purposes only. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. Record
additional transactions on back of previous stub. Unix is a registered
trademark of AT&T. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. No transfers issued
until the bus comes to a complete stop. Package sold by weight, not volume.
Your mileage may vary.
This supersedes all previous notices.
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express consent of whoever I stole it from.
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